Again. If you're somehow unaware of this, you might want to go here and here. I feel kinda stupid giving a fuck, since I said myself that these were stupid, but it also gives me room to vent when people are stupid.
Like you, person-who-isn't-reading-this.
This time I was tagged by Leon Kennedy, who I haven't been following long enough to know if I care about or not. Sorry Leon. I doubt you'll read this anyway so it doesn't matter.
Leon was particularly interesting with this one paragraph he wrote:
Choosing people was tough. Not only to find interesting people, but because it seems like everyone's been tagged already! If you really don't want to answer the questions, let me know and I'll try to find someone else. All in good fun.
Here you are, man. Breaking rules #4 and #5 (which you put up yourself), in part because they're stupid and in part because you were lazy. It's okay.
To the few readers I've got here, I apologize for yet another tagged post. Please feel free to stop reading now as the questions are coming up.
1. What... is your name?
Well It's D4 to you.
2. What... is your quest?
Not to fuck your mother in an attempt at giving you a smarter sibling. Great question here.
3. What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
African or European? Yes, dickweed. I know how original you were here.
4. Why are manhole covers round?
I'll leave the psycho-analyzing to my future bosses.
5. Before you stand two identical guards, guarding two identical doors. One of the doors goes to heaven, and one of the doors leads to hell. One of the guards always tells the truth, and one of the guards always lies. Both guards know which door is which, and each guard is fully aware of the other. You want to pass through the door that leads to heaven. You may only ask one of the guards a single question. What question do you ask?
I should probably play them play them off each other and ask what the other would say heaven leads to. I'm smarter than that, I'd bust a cap in the first one's ass and ask the second one if he really wants to fuck with me. Yeah.
6. Chunky or smooth peanut butter?
Chunky for a pb&j, smooth for use on chocolate.
7. You have eight balls of the same size. Seven of the balls weigh exactly the same, and one of them weighs slightly more. How do you find which ball is the heavier one using a balance and only two weighings?
Don't make me bust a cap in your ass too, motherfucker.
8. Your house is on fire and you only have time to bring one item out with you. What do you grab and why?
My wallet. I'd like to say the reasons are obvious.
9. If you cook, what's your best dish? If not, what's your favorite food?
I will make you the meanest grilled blue cheese burger you've ever tasted.
10. How was your day today?
Decent, thanks for asking.
11. A cat is placed in a sealed box with a piece of radioactive material and a vial of poison gas. The radioactive material has exactly a 50/50 chance of decaying after 1 minute. If the radioactive material decays, the poison gas will be released and kill the cat. After 1.5 minutes, what is the state of the cat?
It depends if the radioactive material decays, doesn't it? Also, I know nothing on the poison, for all I know it could work slowly and even if it did decay the cat would seem fine. I might be missing something, I'm tired.
K thanks for the questions Leon. I kinda wish you'd checked this before breaking rule 4. I mean I break some rules anyway but, fuck if I'm gonna turn down the chance to call something stupid. Who would I be?