6/1/13

Rising Sunset

To a child, a lot can be Bizarre. If you'd told me when I was 4 about the solar system, how Earth revolves around a sun, or how those pretty stars are actually suns of their own solar systems, my mind  would've blown. I would've thought you were joking.

A star is a star, it's not as big as the sun. 


There's still full grown adults out there that don't know that. But this isn't about them. No, this is about another kind of ignorance. This is beyond not knowing when to ad 'ing' to a word. This is closer to calling counter-clockwise reverse-clock-ways.

I'm prolonging this more than I have to. I just came on to moderate any comments on my music blog I might have, and I found this:

http://ilikenoses.blogspot.com/2013/06/rising-sunset.html

I decided against posting his name, because the following remarks are going to be quite embarrassing and this isn't a bad guy. Maybe he was tired or something.

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OW, owch, fuck you, you greasy cunt smegma, you've twisted my arm. If you're so curious, here's the direct link to the comment.
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Now, what do you spot? We could start at the appalling lack of periods for starters, but that's child's play. How about "the lyrics are remind me"? But again, these things happen to the best of us. Can you spot it? Have you yet? Maybe the post's title wasn't enough. Here's one last hint.

Do you not enjoy reading directly from www.ilikenoses.blogspot.com?

Now wait a damn second, buddy, I think the bizarre point here is your choice of words. You see, the planet we live on actually keeps revolving. The sun is always setting somewhere in the world, but you know, it's also rising somewhere else in the world. Normally, in reverse retarded, we call this a sunrise. It's a lot like what you're describing here, but well, less bizarre.

Is it just me? Maybe rising sunsets are perfectly bizarre here on Earth, and I'm some alien immigrant who's been trained to believe Earth is my original homeland. Maybe my thinking a sunrise is normal is as bizarre as thinking that Kim Kardashian is ridiculously attractive.

Maybe Kim Kardashian doesn't even exist on this planet.

Maybe life not so terrible here after all.


'Night.

10 comments:

  1. he he he - I thought I was getting ready to read a bizarre story about aliens or something. This went an entirely different direction.

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    1. Gotta keep things unpredictable at I Like Noses, Elsie!

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    2. It's why I love this blog. I never know when it'll have a post but when it does, it's well worth it!!

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    3. Thank you Elsie, I'll accept that compliment.

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  2. This post went down gracefully like a falling sunrise.

    You know, one of these days I might just troll your music blog with a really bad comment so I can make an honorable mention here. Or dishonorable, I guess.

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    1. There's a short list of terrible comments I've gotten since the last list of terrible comments I put up on here. You might make it there, but it's not really the same if you can tell it's funny.

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  3. I think it was one of those poetic phrases meant to jar you a bit as you read it, like Ginsberg's "hydrogen jukebox," where there's a space between the words.

    You might have just crushed the heart of the next Whitman...

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    1. If that's the case, wouldn't this post become a trophy? A kind of "He's been struck!" feel to the.. "author"?

      I don't believe he ever found it, anyway. I'm to blame for not making it public. I love crushing hopes and dreams.

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  4. Very amusing, both the comment and the post that produced it. It did make my imagination go places, that's for sure. But it sure beats those "Nice music" comments, right?

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    1. I moderate the comments. I haven't allowed a 'nice music' comment in well over a year. I'm kinda close to stopping comments of this nature too.. but it's just so amusing.

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