I'll be a lot less nice here than over there. You'll notice that when I talk about the dipshits that left the 5 worst comments I've received so far. Let's start this off!
#5 Stonkmeister
The least stupid of the 5 worst comments, this was just the average dicksniffer who stops by to let me know he exists. Usually these guys say something like "Nice post!" or "That's awesome. Following!" These guys come and go, their comments are unnoticed and deleted immediately.
Stonkmeister was special though. On a post where I mention Steely Dan consistently as a they, Stonk had to come and admit he hadn't read a word of what I wrote and said:
Steely Dan is awesome, love his stuff!
Trivial detail by a useless blogger. Nothing to get too upset over, but still, fuck off and die (but don't die yet, suffer a little first).
You can find the post and comment here.
#'s 4 & 3 Dejch and Breakingbrokers
I'm just gonna go right on ahead and say I'm glad these two idiots are no longer active.
They both made the mistake of not reading my post at all. Nothing. Not even the parts in bold. Now I'm not saying you have to read, but if you're not going to read you shouldn't be commenting. You're gonna make me realize you've got shit for brains. (It feels nice to finally get this off my chest.)
They were both on my Greyhound - Jamaica Rum post, where I explained and made obvious several times that though the song is often confused to be Bob Marley's creation, it's actually a song by Greyhound. The first blatant dickwad was Dejch:
i like good old bob.. and this song is definitly one of my favorite!
The second illiterate asswipe was Breakingbrokers. Again, if you're just gonna listen, that's fine. But if you're gonna comment, at the very least skim. Instead he plunged head first into:
Awwwww love this shit! Jamaican Rum, no better. fav BM song
First of all, it's "Jamaica" Rum, but that's a tiny detail, I let that slide. What's not a tiny detail is the author. I was perfectly clear on that post.
Both of these monkey's asses can lick each other off in a back alley.
#2 Drivebot
Now it starts getting hard. Drivebot is a guy I have a little respect for, regardless of what an idiot he is and has been on the blog. Going to the profile you should find a blog dedicated to mustaches, and another dedicated to his DJing. He's decent.
But he's also an idiot. It's not the first time, but this was the worst case. He took his time to find a link and think out his comment, but not to read the post.
It was in a post about The Hi-Lo's, I mentioned that the song had been sampled in a Jurassic 5 song. And then he commented.
Ah ha! It's froma cut chemist song i recognize this. or Jurassic 5. yeah Jurassic 5. awesome :)
here's the jurrasic 5 song with the sample. enjoy
No kidding, shit for brains. Really? It's almost like I said that. And linked to it.
It's his special kind of stupid along with how lazy he was that gives him the honor of being #2 on this list. Woo!
Now, this is a guy I would really like, if not for his dumb-as-fuck comments. He has an interesting blog, is an interesting person, but repays the favor of your visit by quickly peeking at the title of your post and leaving a comment.
If he never commented on my blog in the first place, if he never even visited, I would've still read and commented on his blog. Since I couldn't comment without receiving some form of shitty comment, I stopped going altogether.
His worst comment was on my Dub Pistols post. It was a normal post, really. I said some stuff, posted a link to a big-beat and dub band. Mentioned that dub wasn't dubstep, and got generally nice views on the song.
Scrotumthroat Bowen had this to say:
I still have a hard time getting into dubstep. Like they said on South Park, "isn't it just crap noises over a drumbeat?"
Timbow earns spot number one for not even bothering to listen to the song. He's been a worthless commenter, and I hope he never stops by my music blog ever again.
There's a moral to be learned here. Don't comment if you don't read. You're not doing yourself a favor. I'll just bring you back here and vent, give you a bad name.
Or you could do it anyway. Even bad publicity is good publicity, right?
