tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5425777800631036509.post8285986991235240925..comments2020-05-22T11:17:34.886-04:00Comments on I Like Noses: Give Me a DiseaseD4http://www.blogger.com/profile/07917448737143816827noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5425777800631036509.post-677329584575898722013-08-22T20:04:43.687-04:002013-08-22T20:04:43.687-04:00I would've been worse to her had I not had a b...I would've been worse to her had I not had a bit of empathy run through my conscience.D4https://www.blogger.com/profile/07917448737143816827noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5425777800631036509.post-5454412734552446892013-08-22T10:05:33.912-04:002013-08-22T10:05:33.912-04:00I won't do charity walks, or donate money, or ...I won't do charity walks, or donate money, or any of that shit for other people. It's just not my thing. But I will donate my time for a good cause. In this case, I followed Mel and dropped a comment on that post. Viva la Twinkie, bitches.<br /><br />Also, it's ironic, because I think Green Monkey's comment was so stupid it actually gave me cancer. She can expect to receive my medical bills in the mail.A Beer for the Showerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17029139745335325356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5425777800631036509.post-31295499988252089192013-08-19T19:56:08.904-04:002013-08-19T19:56:08.904-04:00Hi, Green Monkey.
Yes, I mention cancer a lot at ...Hi, Green Monkey.<br /><br />Yes, I mention cancer a lot at the beginning of this post. At first I mention it because it's so easy to come across, I'm not yet making fun of it there. Afterwards I mention it as something less important than allowing someone to win blog views. I also disrespect the hungry poor, and AIDS epidemics. I'm sorry you're not hungry and HIV positive so I could poke you a little more there, either.<br /><br />If you'd really like to get your panties up in a bunch over this, I won't stop you. I'm sorry it affects you, but it's humor. I'm gonna make fun out of bad situations. Had I not learned to laugh, I would never have coped with my grandfather dying of cancer shortly after my father died of hepatitis C. My life's no easier than anyone else's. I've seen disease. Go fuck yourself if you think you're better than me for not laughing at it.<br /><br />It's hard to take you, a blogger, serious with the grammar issues in your comment. I'll let it slide since you were obviously distressed at the point of writing it.<br /><br />Good luck with your battle.D4https://www.blogger.com/profile/07917448737143816827noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5425777800631036509.post-13440184514149387522013-08-19T10:38:53.629-04:002013-08-19T10:38:53.629-04:00what the fuck.... I steer off my usual blog roll p...what the fuck.... I steer off my usual blog roll path and the first two blogs I find both make fun of cancer - or call it what you will. Lucky MonkeyME is not beaten down by it. You'll grow someday. you'll figure it out. not my job to teach you. it smells rotten over here....Green Monkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18427381976705069464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5425777800631036509.post-62687734899918482042013-08-19T09:17:16.241-04:002013-08-19T09:17:16.241-04:00I expect the deep fried Twinkie delivered overnigh...I expect the deep fried Twinkie delivered overnight, D4...Elsie Amatahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14531633490964827363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5425777800631036509.post-32929334684688361852013-08-14T10:53:51.891-04:002013-08-14T10:53:51.891-04:00And I'd eat it from the inside out!And I'd eat it from the inside out!D4https://www.blogger.com/profile/07917448737143816827noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5425777800631036509.post-72875420831244705132013-08-14T09:36:27.059-04:002013-08-14T09:36:27.059-04:00Oh thank you. But hey...if you want to hack up so...Oh thank you. But hey...if you want to hack up some genitalia, I heard some guy make Jello dicks, so....Melaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01736622952902019775noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5425777800631036509.post-60880298311424849302013-08-12T11:09:21.048-04:002013-08-12T11:09:21.048-04:00Oh, you.
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but if you so much as dare say "...Oh, you.<br /><br /><i>..<br />but if you so much as dare say "Nice post!" or leave a senseless comment <b>without really having read</b>, I will tie you down and saw off your genitalia.</i><br /><br />Your genitals are safe.D4https://www.blogger.com/profile/07917448737143816827noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5425777800631036509.post-44908458315942208702013-08-12T03:14:20.426-04:002013-08-12T03:14:20.426-04:00I forgot. Nice post.I forgot. Nice post.Melaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01736622952902019775noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5425777800631036509.post-42716160608571713432013-08-12T03:13:56.388-04:002013-08-12T03:13:56.388-04:00I like the way you think.I like the way you think.Melaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01736622952902019775noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5425777800631036509.post-70257882918743188092013-08-12T02:59:54.899-04:002013-08-12T02:59:54.899-04:00I don't have the adult content switch turned o...I don't have the adult content switch turned on because I'm not a responsible adult and I want children to read this at night.<br /><br />If children can access it, surely you can too!D4https://www.blogger.com/profile/07917448737143816827noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5425777800631036509.post-91426709201718957222013-08-12T02:03:55.390-04:002013-08-12T02:03:55.390-04:00And I see you tags and just want you to know I rea...And I see you tags and just want you to know I read this at work.<br /><br />So why the fuck can I read this, but I can't listen to any of you non-offensive music?<br /><br />I mean, what the fuck????Melaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01736622952902019775noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5425777800631036509.post-48423417338811928322013-08-12T02:01:33.805-04:002013-08-12T02:01:33.805-04:00OMG. You're the best. I am fucking rolling r...OMG. You're the best. I am fucking rolling right now, otherwise I might actually leave a longer comment.Melaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01736622952902019775noreply@blogger.com